CHR'09
Trust no more.
Jokes Of The Day!
Monday, December 22, 2008, 7:50 AM
Rex: Teacher, will i get into trouble for something i didnt do?Teacher: No Rex, why?
Rex: Because I didnt do my homework!
Teacher: Sam, If I put 8 marbles in my right pocket and 10 marbles in my left pocket, what wil i get?
Sam: Really Heavy pants!
Teacher: If I lay one egg here, and one egg there, how many eggs will i get?
Student: NONE AT ALL
Teacher: Why None?
Student: Coz u cant lay eggs
why is the MISSISSIPI river such an unsual river?
Coz it has 4 is (eyes) but cant see!
Edited 9 days ago.
Teacher: Seeing is believing, what you can't see, does not exist. Jenny, look outside the window, can you see a tree?
Jenny: Yes.
Teacher: Look up at the sky, can you see God?
Jenny: No.
Teacher: So this means that God does not exist.
Ben: Teacher! May I say something?
Teacher: Yes, Ben?
Ben: Jenny, can you see the teacher's brain?
Jenny: ...No.
Ben: Does that mean teacher has no brain then?
Before getting a haircut the president asked his stylist Christophe, "How long will this take, how much will it cost, and how good will this look?"
Christophe replied, "Just ten minutes, cost $20, and look marvelous." An hour and fifteen minutes later, the president looked into the mirror in horror and Christophe handed him a bill for $200.
The president gasped, "You took too long, it doesn't look that great, and it's costing me ten times more than you said!"
Christophe replied, "That makes us even."